casismypie:

the-maneating-vegetarian:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

R u talking to Wilfred

"YOU MOVED THE CHAIR IN THE LIVING ROOM"

"ITS WRONG"

"NOW I HAVE TO BARK AT IT FOR THREE HOURS"

(Source: iraffiruse)


(Source: prince-kel)


freshiejuice:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

(Source: brebearsexybetch)


(Source: poyzn)