“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
R u talking to Wilfred
"YOU MOVED THE CHAIR IN THE LIVING ROOM"
"NOW I HAVE TO BARK AT IT FOR THREE HOURS"
this post is my dream come true
babies with babies
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”